{"id":1503,"date":"2009-10-30T14:27:46","date_gmt":"2009-10-30T12:27:46","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blogs.ua.es\/davonet\/?p=1503"},"modified":"2013-02-06T14:01:40","modified_gmt":"2013-02-06T12:01:40","slug":"trick-or-treat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blogs.ua.es\/davonet\/2009\/10\/30\/trick-or-treat\/","title":{"rendered":"Trick or treat"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><!-- \t\t@page { margin: 2cm } \t\tP { margin-bottom: 0.21cm } --><\/p>\n<p style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm\" lang=\"ca-ES\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-1504\" src=\"https:\/\/blogs.ua.es\/davonet\/files\/2009\/10\/OyP_anti_jalohuin1.gif\" alt=\"OyP_anti_jalohuin1\" width=\"250\" height=\"225\" \/>Ja est\u00e0 ac\u00ed de nou el Halloween. Les i els mestres amb qui he parlat del tema demostren poca simpatia respecte d&#8217;esta festeta que, tal dia com hui, els fa disfressar-se de bruixes, monstres o morts vivents. Alguns directament abominen el nou costum que els ha arribat terrible, com una tempesta de l&#8217;Atl\u00e0ntic Nord. Entre a un bar de la Universitat i, damunt de l&#8217;expositor de les <em>ensaladilles<\/em>, han col\u00b7locat una d&#8217;aquelles carabasses de <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Stingy_Jack\">Stingy Jack<\/a>. Se&#8217;m <img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-full wp-image-1510\" src=\"https:\/\/blogs.ua.es\/davonet\/files\/2009\/10\/Rebolica_de_panxa.jpg\" alt=\"Rebolica_de_panxa\" width=\"200\" height=\"276\" \/>rebolica la panxa i canvie el caf\u00e9 per un Aquarius, a vore si aix\u00ed se&#8217;m ref\u00e0 la moral di\u00e0ria de combat, tamb\u00e9 contra esta classe de colonitzaci\u00f3 subtil, simp\u00e0tica, cosa de xiquets, no sigues aixina. En un centre comercial, una immensa calavera em fa plantejar-me si estic al Pa\u00eds Valenci\u00e0 o al de Gal\u00b7les. L&#8217;ef\u00edgie macabra i somrient m&#8217;assenyala i em diu \u201cTrick or treat\u201d. A l&#8217;hipermercat venen les carabasses male\u00efdes, les disfresses horribles i els articles de broma per a fer-te el <em>trick<\/em>. En un petit rac\u00f3 de la secci\u00f3 de brioixeria hi ha ossos de sant i <a href=\"http:\/\/ca.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Panellet\">panellets<\/a>. Si en comptes de productes foren persones, aquell rac\u00f3 seria el m\u00e9s paregut a una reserva \u00edndia. M&#8217;identifique amb eixos dol\u00e7os tendres i avials i renegue d&#8217;este m\u00f3n, on la perviv\u00e8ncia d&#8217;una tradici\u00f3 \u00e9s directament proporcional al consum que genera i a l&#8217;imperi que l&#8217;exporta.<\/p>\n<p style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm\" lang=\"ca-ES\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-1506\" src=\"https:\/\/blogs.ua.es\/davonet\/files\/2009\/10\/OyP_anti_jalohuin2.gif\" alt=\"OyP_anti_jalohuin2\" width=\"250\" height=\"225\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm\" lang=\"ca-ES\">Potser som indis, s\u00ed, per\u00f2 no enterrarem f\u00e0cilment la destral de guerra. Tenim l&#8217;esperit de <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Geronimo\">Ger\u00f3nimo<\/a>, passat pel tam\u00eds d&#8217;esta mediterrane\u00eftat jocosa i aut\u00e8ntica. Qu\u00e8 pretenen els additius de la seua <em><a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Worcestershire_sauce\">Worcestershire sauce<\/a><\/em> al costat del nostre <a href=\"http:\/\/ca.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Garum\"><em>garum<\/em><\/a> mil\u00b7lenari? Diguem no a un futur de <a href=\"http:\/\/www.alternatehistory.com\/Discussion\/attachment.php?attachmentid=69354&amp;stc=1&amp;d=1242457578\"><em>fish&#8217;n&#8217;chips<\/em><\/a>, nostres s\u00f3n la <a href=\"http:\/\/ca.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Llampuga\">llampuga<\/a> i les <a href=\"http:\/\/www.c-ferrer.com\/data\/files\/productsImages\/mongetes-pochas.png\">mongetes<\/a>! I amb elles, germans, vencerem el Halloween, el Pare Noel, Sant Valent\u00ed i totes les bajanades que fins ara ens hem empassat. Si heu seguit les vinyetes precedents, vegeu la resposta contundent i \u00faltima dels nostres herois i este cap de setmana, quan un grup de xiquets alienats pique la vostra porta i demane \u201cTruc o tracte?\u201d, apliqueu l&#8217;estrat\u00e8gia <a href=\"http:\/\/s193.photobucket.com\/albums\/z184\/Dr_Neuro\/Blog\/OrtegaPacheco2008-05-28.jpg\">Ortega y Pacheco<\/a>. \u00c9s com el papa de Roma, infal\u00b7lible.<\/p>\n<p style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm;text-align: center\" lang=\"ca-ES\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-1508\" src=\"https:\/\/blogs.ua.es\/davonet\/files\/2009\/10\/OyP_anti_jalohuin3.gif\" alt=\"OyP_anti_jalohuin3\" width=\"500\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/blogs.ua.es\/davonet\/files\/2009\/10\/OyP_anti_jalohuin3.gif 500w, https:\/\/blogs.ua.es\/davonet\/files\/2009\/10\/OyP_anti_jalohuin3-300x135.gif 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ja est\u00e0 ac\u00ed de nou el Halloween. Les i els mestres amb qui he parlat del tema demostren poca simpatia respecte d&#8217;esta festeta que, tal dia com hui, els fa disfressar-se de bruixes, monstres o morts vivents. Alguns directament abominen el nou costum que els ha arribat terrible, com una tempesta de l&#8217;Atl\u00e0ntic Nord. 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