{"id":1658,"date":"2009-12-18T12:38:43","date_gmt":"2009-12-18T10:38:43","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blogs.ua.es\/davonet\/?p=1658"},"modified":"2013-02-06T13:55:57","modified_gmt":"2013-02-06T11:55:57","slug":"orgasme","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blogs.ua.es\/davonet\/2009\/12\/18\/orgasme\/","title":{"rendered":"Orgasme"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-1659\" src=\"https:\/\/blogs.ua.es\/davonet\/files\/2009\/12\/Dormiglione.jpg\" alt=\"Dormiglione\" width=\"182\" height=\"259\" \/>En el m\u00f3n futur que presenta la hilarant <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=Qo2Lo28FNpg\"><em>The Sleeper<\/em><\/a>, les relacions sexuals entre persones han sigut substitu\u00efdes pel gaudi en solitud de l\u2019orgasmatron, una meravella t\u00e8cnica del segle XXII, que proporciona a l\u2019usuari un plaer as\u00e8ptic i notablement superior al del prehist\u00f2ric i encara vigent intercanvi de fluids. Perplex davant aquella barbaritat de la ci\u00e8ncia i despert despr\u00e9s de dos-cents anys d\u2019hibernaci\u00f3, Miles Monroe (Woody Allen) tracta de conv\u00e9ncer Luna Schlosser (Diane Keaton) que ell \u00e9s molt millor que qualsevol m\u00e0quina. Poc despr\u00e9s, en vore\u2019s perseguit per la policia, Monroe s\u2019amaga dins de l\u2019orgasmatron i d\u2019all\u00e0 el trauen, quan salten les alarmes de l\u2019aparell, feli\u00e7, per\u00f2 com un drap mil vegades escorregut. <img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-full wp-image-1661\" src=\"https:\/\/blogs.ua.es\/davonet\/files\/2009\/12\/orgasme_fem.gif\" alt=\"orgasme_fem\" width=\"150\" height=\"271\" \/>Memorable tamb\u00e9 \u00e9s l\u2019escena en qu\u00e8 Allen, disfressat de robot, ha d\u2019anar passant una <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=wqR7Zyn4mDA\">esfera d\u2019efectes psic\u00f2trops<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Vaig recordar la pel\u00b7l\u00edcula pels comentaris d\u2019un parell d\u2019amics. L\u2019un em conta que la seua parella ha passat feli\u00e7ment de l\u2019anorg\u00e0smia a la <a href=\"http:\/\/www.eltemps.net\/art1.php?num_id=197\">multiorg\u00e0smia<\/a>. El canvi, per descomptat, no hauria sigut possible sense que ell entrara en escena, com cantaria <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=dOyoODFEdog\">Llach<\/a>, \u201camb el tremp de l\u2019olivera, que no posa mai el seu ramatge verd-blau a la m\u00e0 d\u2019aquell que la voldria sotmesa\u201d. L\u2019altre amic espera trobar una xica intel\u00b7ligent, c\u00f2mplice, bella, agradable i&#8230; \u201cque finja bi\u00e9n los orgasmos\u201d, renuncia a ser una m\u00e0quina. I \u00e9s que com que l\u2019orgasme mascul\u00ed \u00e9s un assumpte tan tangible, limitat, vera\u00e7 i de vegades pat\u00e8tic, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.elmundo.es\/elmundo\/2006\/05\/05\/sexo\/1146837808.html\">el femen\u00ed<\/a> ha esdevingut una esp\u00e8cie d\u2019arc\u00e0, un graal dalt d\u2019un gra\u00f3 inabastable a molts cavallers, el triangle de les Bermudes on s\u2019han enfonsat potents cuirassats, una excusa per a escriure&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Atesa la import\u00e0ncia del tema i amb l\u2019objectiu de lluitar per la pau, contra l\u2019escalfament global i per la just\u00edcia social i de g\u00e8nere, fa dos anys es va organitzar una <a href=\"http:\/\/www.20minutos.es\/noticia\/324757\/0\/dia\/mundial\/orgasmo\/\">jornada mundial de l\u2019orgasme<\/a>. S\u00f3n divertides estes iniciatives de la postmodernitat jocosa, per\u00f2 jo preferisc una an\u00e0lisi seriosa i marxista del tema:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-1666\" src=\"https:\/\/blogs.ua.es\/davonet\/files\/2009\/12\/orgasme_mundial.jpg\" alt=\"orgasme_mundial\" width=\"350\" height=\"236\" srcset=\"https:\/\/blogs.ua.es\/davonet\/files\/2009\/12\/orgasme_mundial.jpg 350w, https:\/\/blogs.ua.es\/davonet\/files\/2009\/12\/orgasme_mundial-300x202.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 350px) 100vw, 350px\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>En el m\u00f3n futur que presenta la hilarant The Sleeper, les relacions sexuals entre persones han sigut substitu\u00efdes pel gaudi en solitud de l\u2019orgasmatron, una meravella t\u00e8cnica del segle XXII, que proporciona a l\u2019usuari un plaer as\u00e8ptic i notablement superior al del prehist\u00f2ric i encara vigent intercanvi de fluids. Perplex davant aquella barbaritat de la [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":101,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[47681,190289],"class_list":["post-1658","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general","tag-cinema","tag-vides"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.ua.es\/davonet\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1658","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.ua.es\/davonet\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.ua.es\/davonet\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.ua.es\/davonet\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/101"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.ua.es\/davonet\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1658"}],"version-history":[{"count":16,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.ua.es\/davonet\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1658\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1670,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.ua.es\/davonet\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1658\/revisions\/1670"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.ua.es\/davonet\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1658"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.ua.es\/davonet\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1658"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.ua.es\/davonet\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1658"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}