{"id":1940,"date":"2010-04-27T15:36:03","date_gmt":"2010-04-27T13:36:03","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blogs.ua.es\/davonet\/?p=1940"},"modified":"2013-01-28T16:12:13","modified_gmt":"2013-01-28T14:12:13","slug":"humpty-dumpty","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blogs.ua.es\/davonet\/2010\/04\/27\/humpty-dumpty\/","title":{"rendered":"Humpty Dumpty"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-1941\" src=\"https:\/\/blogs.ua.es\/davonet\/files\/2010\/04\/Humpty_Dumpty2.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"214\" height=\"247\" \/>\u00c9s molt probable que l\u2019ou amb qu\u00e8 Camps confess\u00e0 el seu amor al Bigotes \u2014\u201c<a href=\"http:\/\/www.elpais.com\/articulo\/espana\/esposa\/Camps\/regalo\/Bigotes\/has\/pasado\/pueblos\/elpepuesp\/20090422elpepunac_17\/Tes\">Te quiero un huevo<\/a>\u201d, li va dir\u2014 f\u00f3ra el fam\u00f3s Humpty Dumpty. El seguit de situacions pr\u00f2pies d\u2019una imaginaci\u00f3 com la de Lewis Carroll i reiterades declaracions de Camps, segons les quals els valencians vivim en un pa\u00eds meravell\u00f3s, m\u2019han dut a intuir el m\u00edtic ovoide antropoide en la trama G\u00fcrtel. All the king&#8217;s horses and all the king&#8217;s men tracten de localitzar-lo, per\u00f2 Humpty \u00e9s un ou foned\u00eds i amb recursos. \u00c9s possible que subornara algun forner per a amagar-se en una <a href=\"http:\/\/elblocdelamediterrania.blogspot.com\/2007\/04\/la-mona-de-pasqua.html\">mona de Pasqua<\/a> amb destinaci\u00f3 a Sud-am\u00e8rica o potser s\u2019ha acollit a sagrat i t\u00e9 l\u2019aixopluc de l\u2019Esgl\u00e9sia, a canvi de fer <a href=\"http:\/\/ca.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/L%27ou_com_balla\">l\u2019ou com balla<\/a> quan arribe Corpus. Seguint una segona l\u00ednia d\u2019investigaci\u00f3, la policia busca l\u2019origen del cas i a hores d\u2019ara interroga <a href=\"http:\/\/www.rodamots.com\/mot_cerca_resultat.asp?nm=741\">la mare dels ous<\/a>. Per\u00f2 ni a\u00e7\u00f2 \u00e9s una terra de meravelles, ni els personatges que tenim resulten tan graciosos. En lloc de <a href=\"http:\/\/www.cel-ebration.com\/WDCC-ALICE-IN-WONDERLAND-QUEEN-OF-HEARTS-I.jpg\">reines roges<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.sarahmyerscough.co.uk\/Galleries_of_Work\/Blackpool_Pleasure_Beach_Gallery\/Images\/Photo_Mad_Hatter_Alice_in_Wonderland_Ride_01_Concept_Drawing.jpg\">barreters bojos<\/a> i <a href=\"http:\/\/english236-w2008.pbworks.com\/f\/1203581519\/White%20Rabbit.jpg\">conills apressats<\/a>, ac\u00ed tenim <a href=\"http:\/\/lacomunidad.elpais.com\/blogfiles\/dimentica\/Rita-Barbera.jpg\">alcaldesses piconadores<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=Ua5rq_7CCEU\">delegats de porra solta<\/a> i, com va dir l\u2019amic <a href=\"http:\/\/www.levante-emv.com\/opinion\/2010\/03\/30\/buen-juicio\/692059.html\">Emili Piera<\/a>, fins i tot un \u201c<a href=\"http:\/\/annanoticies.com\/wp-content\/vicentesanz.jpg\">mono pajillero<\/a>\u201d, entre altres esp\u00e8cies aut\u00f2ctones i al\u00b7l\u00f2ctones. Potser tot canviar\u00e0 <a href=\"http:\/\/www.levante-emv.com\/comunitat-valenciana\/2010\/04\/17\/genova-salva-camps-imputado\/697031.html\">el pr\u00f2xim 12 de maig<\/a>. Eixe dia sabrem si el president de la Generalitat canvia el t\u00edtol de Molt Honorable pel de Tot Imputable. Potser aix\u00f2 sacsejar\u00e0 moltes consci\u00e8ncies i ser\u00e0 l\u2019inici d\u2019alguna cosa millor per a la pol\u00edtica valenciana. Potser s\u00ed, potser no. Si finalment \u00e9s que no, acabar\u00e9 creient que, en realitat, este pa\u00eds \u00e9s com aquell on <a href=\"http:\/\/ca.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Italo_Calvino\">Italo Calvino<\/a> ubicava <a href=\"http:\/\/jmtibau.blogspot.com\/2008\/09\/el-bar-rampant-ditalo-calvino.html\"><em>El bar\u00f3 rampant<\/em><\/a>. All\u00e0 es donaven totes les causes, per\u00f2 cap conseq\u00fc\u00e8ncia.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: right\">\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00c9s molt probable que l\u2019ou amb qu\u00e8 Camps confess\u00e0 el seu amor al Bigotes \u2014\u201cTe quiero un huevo\u201d, li va dir\u2014 f\u00f3ra el fam\u00f3s Humpty Dumpty. El seguit de situacions pr\u00f2pies d\u2019una imaginaci\u00f3 com la de Lewis Carroll i reiterades declaracions de Camps, segons les quals els valencians vivim en un pa\u00eds meravell\u00f3s, m\u2019han dut [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":101,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[568],"class_list":["post-1940","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general","tag-politica"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.ua.es\/davonet\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1940","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.ua.es\/davonet\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.ua.es\/davonet\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.ua.es\/davonet\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/101"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.ua.es\/davonet\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1940"}],"version-history":[{"count":21,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.ua.es\/davonet\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1940\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4808,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.ua.es\/davonet\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1940\/revisions\/4808"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.ua.es\/davonet\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1940"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.ua.es\/davonet\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1940"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.ua.es\/davonet\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1940"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}