{"id":2364,"date":"2010-09-27T19:48:56","date_gmt":"2010-09-27T17:48:56","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blogs.ua.es\/davonet\/?p=2364"},"modified":"2013-01-28T16:01:06","modified_gmt":"2013-01-28T14:01:06","slug":"a-bodes-em-convides","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blogs.ua.es\/davonet\/2010\/09\/27\/a-bodes-em-convides\/","title":{"rendered":"A bodes em convides"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-2367\" src=\"https:\/\/blogs.ua.es\/davonet\/files\/2010\/09\/boda.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"215\" height=\"211\" \/>Fa dos setmanes an\u00ed de boda i d\u2019ac\u00ed a dos m\u00e9s tornar\u00e9 a anar, estic a l\u2019ull de l\u2019hurac\u00e0 interbodal. Que entranyables resulten les bodes i la pan\u00f2plia que les fornix: target\u00f3, n\u00famero de compte, la despedida, \u201cT\u2019has de comprar un trage\u201d, \u201cJa en tinc un, mam\u00e0\u201d, \u201cS\u00ed, per\u00f2 el vas pagar en pessetes\u201d, la vestida del n\u00f3vio, la traca, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.biblija.net\/biblija.cgi?m=1+Co+12%2C31-13%2C13&amp;id24=1&amp;pos=0&amp;set=15&amp;l=ca\">sant Pau als corintis<\/a>, arr\u00f2s i p\u00e8tals, m\u00e9s traca, el c\u00f2ctel, \u201cTu en quina taula est\u00e0s?\u201d, el detallet de la padrina, ram a l\u2019amiga, ram a la mare, ram tamb\u00e9 a l\u2019\u00e0via, plors i besades, un <em>power point<\/em>, \u201cQue bonicos de xicotets!\u201d, la barra lliure i la discom\u00f2bil, a les quatre ix l\u2019autob\u00fas&#8230; Em deixe alguna cosa? Els anells! M\u2019he deixat els anells i \u00e9s on est\u00e0 el tema de hui. Un amic de consci\u00e8ncia nacional ciclot\u00edmica \u2014vota al Bloc en municipals i europees i al PP en les altres dos\u2014 badava a la platja amb la dona i la canalla. Com que a la platja u s\u2019acaba avorrint com una ostra \u2014heus ac\u00ed l\u2019origen de l\u2019expressi\u00f3\u2014, va fer el que fan tots: dotorejar. Supose que, despr\u00e9s dels biquinis, arribaria a l\u2019an\u00e0lisi sociol\u00f2gica profunda i, en aix\u00f2, va xiuxiuejar a la mare dels seus fills: \u201cMira, el xic del costat \u00e9s espanyol\u201d. I ella: \u201cI tant que ho \u00e9s! Que no l\u2019has sentit parlar?\u201d \u201cNo, vull dir espanyol&#8230; com ho diria Jordi. No com <em>mosatros<\/em>, sin\u00f3 espanyol espanyol\u201d. A\u00e7\u00f2 \u00faltim tamb\u00e9 mereix una an\u00e0lisi profunda, per\u00f2 deixem-la per a m\u00e9s endavant. El cas \u00e9s que l\u2019amic sabia que el xic era espanyol espanyol perqu\u00e8 duia l\u2019anell de casat a la m\u00e0 dreta. Potser us he descobert el Mediterrani, per\u00f2 jo no en tenia ni idea. Resulta que a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.catalalatac.net\/01-paisoscatalans\/02-paisvalencia\/Mapa_Pais_Valencia.jpg\">Val\u00e8ncia<\/a>, Euskadi, <a href=\"http:\/\/cache.virtualtourist.com\/583286-Catalonia_map_with_its_comarques-Catalunya.gif\">Catalunya<\/a> i Mallorca \u00e9s costum dur-lo a l\u2019esquerra i a <a href=\"https:\/\/blogs.ua.es\/jepibo\/files\/2010\/08\/mapaespanya-248x300.jpg\">Espanya<\/a> \u2014o la resta d\u2019Espanya, si voleu\u2014 se\u2019l posen a la dreta. Quines coses! Per a il\u00b7lustrar-me m\u00e9s la consuetud descoberta, em record\u00e0 l\u2019an\u00e8cdota d\u2019un altre casament. Eren els contraents Ester, <a href=\"http:\/\/ca.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/La_Font_de_la_Figuera\">fontina<\/a> morena i <em>templ\u00e0<\/em>, i Paco, un sevill\u00e0 eixerit i ben plantat. A l\u2019hora de posar-se m\u00fatuament les aliances, llurs respectives naixences s\u2019evidenciaren: ell <img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-medium wp-image-2370\" src=\"https:\/\/blogs.ua.es\/davonet\/files\/2010\/09\/anells-300x236.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"217\" height=\"170\" srcset=\"https:\/\/blogs.ua.es\/davonet\/files\/2010\/09\/anells-300x236.jpg 300w, https:\/\/blogs.ua.es\/davonet\/files\/2010\/09\/anells.jpg 400w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 217px) 100vw, 217px\" \/>li buscava la m\u00e0 dreta i ella a ell l\u2019esquerra, una confusi\u00f3 simp\u00e0tica. Durant el convit, la sogra digu\u00e9 a la nora: \u201cEster, te has puesto el anillo en la izquierda, eso es de rojos\u201d. Educada i somrient, ella va respondre: \u201cNo, se\u00f1ora, eso es de valencianos\u201d.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Fa dos setmanes an\u00ed de boda i d\u2019ac\u00ed a dos m\u00e9s tornar\u00e9 a anar, estic a l\u2019ull de l\u2019hurac\u00e0 interbodal. Que entranyables resulten les bodes i la pan\u00f2plia que les fornix: target\u00f3, n\u00famero de compte, la despedida, \u201cT\u2019has de comprar un trage\u201d, \u201cJa en tinc un, mam\u00e0\u201d, \u201cS\u00ed, per\u00f2 el vas pagar en pessetes\u201d, la [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":101,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[190289],"class_list":["post-2364","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general","tag-vides"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.ua.es\/davonet\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2364","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.ua.es\/davonet\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.ua.es\/davonet\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.ua.es\/davonet\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/101"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.ua.es\/davonet\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2364"}],"version-history":[{"count":16,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.ua.es\/davonet\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2364\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4790,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.ua.es\/davonet\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2364\/revisions\/4790"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.ua.es\/davonet\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2364"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.ua.es\/davonet\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2364"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.ua.es\/davonet\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2364"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}