{"id":2436,"date":"2010-10-18T20:22:39","date_gmt":"2010-10-18T18:22:39","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blogs.ua.es\/davonet\/?p=2436"},"modified":"2013-01-28T15:57:26","modified_gmt":"2013-01-28T13:57:26","slug":"wally-gator","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blogs.ua.es\/davonet\/2010\/10\/18\/wally-gator\/","title":{"rendered":"Wally Gator"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-2437\" src=\"https:\/\/blogs.ua.es\/davonet\/files\/2010\/10\/Juancho.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"150\" height=\"214\" srcset=\"https:\/\/blogs.ua.es\/davonet\/files\/2010\/10\/Juancho.gif 150w, https:\/\/blogs.ua.es\/davonet\/files\/2010\/10\/Juancho-105x150.gif 105w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 150px) 100vw, 150px\" \/>Comence la setmana esta com vaig acabar l\u2019anterior, amb personatges de <a href=\"http:\/\/perso.wanadoo.es\/fsalvaje\/html\/hb.htm\">Hanna-Barbera<\/a> al cap. Des d\u2019ahir, la pol\u00edtica m\u2019evoca el Lagarto Juancho (Wally Gator), que no era ben b\u00e9 un fardatxo sin\u00f3 un caiman. D\u2019aix\u00f2 es tracta, en saber que <a href=\"http:\/\/www.diarioinformacion.com\/alicante\/2010\/10\/17\/fabra-reitera-inocencia-primer-dia-segunda-vida\/1054842.html\">Carlos Fabra abandona la pol\u00edtica<\/a> vaig arrancar a cantar \u201cSe va el caim\u00e1n, se va el caim\u00e1n, se va pa la <a href=\"http:\/\/es.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Jos%C3%A9_Mar%C3%ADa_Pe%C3%B1aranda\">Baranquilla<\/a>, comiendo pan, comiendo pan&#8230;\u201d. Fabra no \u00e9s ben b\u00e9 un caiman, \u00e9s un fardatxo. Ha tornat despr\u00e9s d\u2019un trasplantament de fetge \u2014celebrem-ne la bona salut\u2014, per a anunciar que se\u2019n va i per a lamentar com de malament l\u2019han tractat alguns. Diu que els de l\u2019oposici\u00f3 el veuen com un enemic, mentre ell nom\u00e9s els considera adversaris. Per aix\u00f2, perqu\u00e8 \u00e9s un cavaller de la pol\u00edtica i un senyor educat i flegm\u00e0tic, en una ocasi\u00f3 va dir fill de puta a un portaveu socialista. Si \u00e9s que \u00e9s normal, tu veus un adversari i qu\u00e8 li dius? &#8220;Fill de puta!&#8221;, aix\u00ed, ben fort i amb totes les lletres, qu\u00e8 si no? Per\u00f2 sense acritud, com qui diu bon dia. Com se saludaven <a href=\"http:\/\/ca.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Anatoli_K%C3%A0rpov\">K\u00e0rpov<\/a> i <a href=\"http:\/\/ca.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Garri_Kasp%C3%A0rov\">Kasp\u00e0rov<\/a> quan jugaven a escacs? &#8220;\u041f\u0440\u0438\u0432\u0435\u0442, \u0421\u044b\u043d \u0448\u043b\u044e\u0445\u043e\u0439, \u041a\u0430\u043a \u0442\u044b?&#8221;, \u00e9s clar. I al pobre Fabra, amb tant bon cor, el perseguix tot <em>lo<\/em> m\u00f3n, especialment la <a href=\"http:\/\/www.cadenaser.com\/espana\/articulo\/matrimonio-fabra-le-toco-veces-loteria-anos-peritos\/csrcsrpor\/20100517csrcsrnac_8\/Tes\">bona sort<\/a> i els adversaris. La primera no fa m\u00e9s que <a href=\"http:\/\/www.lasmalaslenguas.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/fabra-loteria.jpg\">agraciar-lo<\/a> i els segons volen desgraciar-lo i l\u2019acusen de mil maldats. Ell, com faria qualsevol, proclama la seua innoc\u00e8ncia. No li la negarem, tots som innocents mentre no es demostre el contrari. Per\u00f2 quan els jutges de torn <a href=\"http:\/\/www.elperiodic.com\/castellon\/noticias\/9993_titular-juzgado-nules-investiga-fabra-traslada-otro-juzgado.html\">peguen a fugir<\/a> no s\u00e9 quantes vegades i l\u2019assumpte no s\u2019acaba d\u2019instruir, fins i tot la presumpci\u00f3 d\u2019innoc\u00e8ncia resulta sospitosa. El president de la <a href=\"http:\/\/www.dipcas.es\/diputaci%C3%B3n\/La-Corporacion\/El-Presidente\/_iNLSQEHFO30Z0WzDoy1XEFmVIBG7b3OrtYhkhNGkxg-y4EMncYGnoQzuQEfrbaiEmrnkkSX6akA\">Diputaci\u00f3 de Castell\u00f3<\/a> est\u00e0 imputat per suborn, tr\u00e0fic d&#8217;influ\u00e8ncies i delictes contra l&#8217;hisenda p\u00fablica. L\u2019altre president, el <a href=\"http:\/\/imagenes.publico-estaticos.es\/resources\/archivos\/2010\/6\/2\/1275511993630camps-2dn.jpg\">Molt Honorable<\/a> amb imputaci\u00f3 per suborn impropi, ha dit de Fabra que \u00e9s un exemple de pol\u00edtic i persona. Nyas, coca, diu el mort del degollat&#8230; Moltes aventures de Juancho comen\u00e7aven quan s\u2019escapava de la seua pres\u00f3 al zool\u00f2gic, potser les aventures d&#8217;alguns fardatxos que pensem s\u2019acabaran quan els claven al gabiot.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-2438\" src=\"https:\/\/blogs.ua.es\/davonet\/files\/2010\/10\/Camps_Fabra_Zaplana.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"400\" height=\"249\" srcset=\"https:\/\/blogs.ua.es\/davonet\/files\/2010\/10\/Camps_Fabra_Zaplana.jpg 400w, https:\/\/blogs.ua.es\/davonet\/files\/2010\/10\/Camps_Fabra_Zaplana-300x186.jpg 300w, https:\/\/blogs.ua.es\/davonet\/files\/2010\/10\/Camps_Fabra_Zaplana-150x93.jpg 150w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Comence la setmana esta com vaig acabar l\u2019anterior, amb personatges de Hanna-Barbera al cap. Des d\u2019ahir, la pol\u00edtica m\u2019evoca el Lagarto Juancho (Wally Gator), que no era ben b\u00e9 un fardatxo sin\u00f3 un caiman. D\u2019aix\u00f2 es tracta, en saber que Carlos Fabra abandona la pol\u00edtica vaig arrancar a cantar \u201cSe va el caim\u00e1n, se va [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":101,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[568],"class_list":["post-2436","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general","tag-politica"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.ua.es\/davonet\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2436","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.ua.es\/davonet\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.ua.es\/davonet\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.ua.es\/davonet\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/101"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.ua.es\/davonet\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2436"}],"version-history":[{"count":26,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.ua.es\/davonet\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2436\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4786,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.ua.es\/davonet\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2436\/revisions\/4786"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.ua.es\/davonet\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2436"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.ua.es\/davonet\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2436"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.ua.es\/davonet\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2436"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}