{"id":4085,"date":"2012-04-14T19:36:00","date_gmt":"2012-04-14T17:36:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blogs.ua.es\/davonet\/?p=4085"},"modified":"2012-11-29T16:53:29","modified_gmt":"2012-11-29T14:53:29","slug":"la-samarreta","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blogs.ua.es\/davonet\/2012\/04\/14\/la-samarreta\/","title":{"rendered":"La samarreta"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-medium wp-image-4086\" src=\"https:\/\/blogs.ua.es\/davonet\/files\/2012\/04\/camiseta_PP-277x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"277\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/blogs.ua.es\/davonet\/files\/2012\/04\/camiseta_PP-277x300.jpg 277w, https:\/\/blogs.ua.es\/davonet\/files\/2012\/04\/camiseta_PP-138x150.jpg 138w, https:\/\/blogs.ua.es\/davonet\/files\/2012\/04\/camiseta_PP.jpg 355w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 277px) 100vw, 277px\" \/>L\u2019artista gitana Rosario Flores t\u00e9 ac\u00ed un paio que la vol imitar. S\u00ed, amigues i amics, quan <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=BFPIqbrths0\">M\u00f2nica Oltra<\/a> entra a les Corts Valencianes, Juan Cotino comen\u00e7a a cantar el <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=0SwBg9sKygc\"><em>Mia Mama<\/em><\/a> com un poss\u00e9s: \u201c\u00a1Ay, ay ay, esa camiseta! \u00a1Ay, ay, ay, que no lo puedo soportar! \u00a1Ay, ay, ay, esa camiseta! \u00a1Ay, ay, ay, que no la puedo aguantaaaar!\u201d El bon home no pot fer-se l\u2019\u00e0nim i, segons <a href=\"http:\/\/www.levante-emv.com\/comunitat-valenciana\/2012\/04\/14\/cotino-prohibira-camisetas-pancartas-diputados-visitantes-corts\/897238.html\">la seua proposta<\/a>, quan alg\u00fa porte prenda o pancarta al\u00b7lusiva a algun diputat o instituci\u00f3 \u201cproceder\u00e1n a su expulsi\u00f3n y a la adopci\u00f3n, si procede, de las medidas sancionadoras y disciplinarias que correspondan\u201d. Quin estil en la redacci\u00f3! Com es nota que ha sigut director general de la Policia, quasi es pot intuir que despr\u00e9s vindr\u00e0 all\u00f2 de \u201cMe va usted a acompa\u00f1ar a Jefatura\u201d. A l\u2019amic <a href=\"http:\/\/www.facebook.com\/profile.php?id=100000375237528&amp;ref=ts&amp;sk=wall#!\/fraferfa\">Fran Ferri<\/a> tamb\u00e9 el van bonegar un dia d\u2019estiu per anar a treballar en <a href=\"http:\/\/www.levante-emv.com\/comunitat-valenciana\/2011\/06\/29\/pp-critica-fran-ferri-pantalon-corto\/820159.html\">bermudes<\/a>. Pobret meu, no sabia que all\u00e0 es pot entrar amb les mans llargues, per\u00f2 no amb els pantalons curts. El PP valenci\u00e0 no encaixa b\u00e9 les cr\u00edtiques, cap ni una. Amb l\u2019ampla i leg\u00edtima majoria absoluta que t\u00e9, el parlament se li fa estret i inc\u00f2mode i prova de constr\u00e9nyer el debat, de limitar la llibertat d\u2019expressi\u00f3. En con\u00e9ixer la nova norma, ses sedicioses senyories samarretaires deuen haver cantussejat el tema d\u2019<a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=8KU2I8yk-Hc\">Al Tall<\/a>: \u201cCom m\u00e9s curt ens lliguen, m\u00e9s perill tindran, passeu-me la b\u00f3ta i seguiu tocant!\u201d Ja vorem, potser \u00e9s veritat, potser s\u2019acaba el cicle del PP i la gent de <a href=\"http:\/\/coaliciocompromis.net\/\">Comprom\u00eds<\/a> deixarem de ser oposici\u00f3 per a ser govern. Que b\u00e9 que sona! Llavors ja no valdran les camisetes, nom\u00e9s les camises degudament arromangades per a endre\u00e7ar este pa\u00eds. I com que hui la cosa va de roba i de can\u00e7ons, me&#8217;n vaig taral\u00b7lejant-ne <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=OyST2Ik5gFw\">una d&#8217;Ovidi<\/a>: &#8220;Jo s\u00f3c fill de fam\u00edlia molt humil, tan humil que d&#8217;una cortina vella una samarreta em feren vermella&#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>L\u2019artista gitana Rosario Flores t\u00e9 ac\u00ed un paio que la vol imitar. S\u00ed, amigues i amics, quan M\u00f2nica Oltra entra a les Corts Valencianes, Juan Cotino comen\u00e7a a cantar el Mia Mama com un poss\u00e9s: \u201c\u00a1Ay, ay ay, esa camiseta! \u00a1Ay, ay, ay, que no lo puedo soportar! \u00a1Ay, ay, ay, esa camiseta! \u00a1Ay, ay, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":101,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[568],"class_list":["post-4085","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general","tag-politica"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.ua.es\/davonet\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4085","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.ua.es\/davonet\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.ua.es\/davonet\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.ua.es\/davonet\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/101"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.ua.es\/davonet\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4085"}],"version-history":[{"count":32,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.ua.es\/davonet\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4085\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4089,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.ua.es\/davonet\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4085\/revisions\/4089"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.ua.es\/davonet\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4085"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.ua.es\/davonet\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4085"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.ua.es\/davonet\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4085"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}