{"id":4272,"date":"2012-06-29T13:48:19","date_gmt":"2012-06-29T11:48:19","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blogs.ua.es\/davonet\/?p=4272"},"modified":"2012-11-29T16:08:21","modified_gmt":"2012-11-29T14:08:21","slug":"el-congost-de-la-mort-glacada","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blogs.ua.es\/davonet\/2012\/06\/29\/el-congost-de-la-mort-glacada\/","title":{"rendered":"El Congost de la Mort Gla\u00e7ada"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Esta calor no es pot suportar, d\u2019any en any l\u2019estiu se\u2019m fa m\u00e9s pen\u00f3s de passar i, enmig de tanta basca, a punt vaig estar de morir d\u2019hipot\u00e8rmia. M\u2019haurien trobat congelat, com al pobre <a href=\"http:\/\/www.archaeologiemuseum.it\/it\/oetzi-uomo-venuto-dal-ghiaccio\">\u00d6tzi<\/a>, per\u00f2 amb camiseta i bermudes. Als Alps? A la Mariola? No, al Carrefour de Sant Joan. Estava jo un poc fluix, perqu\u00e8 ara s\u2019agafen els pitjors refredats de l\u2019any, quan vaig dre\u00e7ar el carret cap a la zona de lactis. All\u00f2 no era el corredor dels iogurts, amigues i amics, era el Congost de la Mort Gla\u00e7ada! Red\u00e9u quina gelor, la xarxeta de Mini Babybel Emmental quasi em costa la vida.<\/p>\n<p>Despr\u00e9s de travessar aquell infern de fred i refer-me un poc, vaig enfilar la zona de congelats, per\u00f2 all\u00e0 s\u2019estava molt b\u00e9. Per qu\u00e8? Perqu\u00e8 els productes estan en armaris tancats, la clientela se\u2019ls mira tranquil\u00b7lament i, quan ha triat, obri la porteta i s\u2019emporta el que vol. Al Mercadona \u00e9s encara pitjor, estan \u201cen obert\u201d tant els refrigerats com els congelats. Alg\u00fa ha fet compte de l&#8217;energia que cal per a mantindre la temperatura d\u2019eixos expositors? No podrien tindre al supermercat i l\u2019hipermercat un poc m\u00e9s de trellat? Estalviarien molts diners amb expositors tancats i no crec que perderen en vendes.<\/p>\n<p>Jo mateix em recrearia molt m\u00e9s entre b\u00edfidus, formatgets, mantegues, quefirs, petitsu\u00efsos i <em>petisusos<\/em>, si no haguera d\u2019enfrontar-me, cada vegada que hi vaig, amb el temible poder mutant d\u2019Iceman, el de la Patrulla X.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-4276\" src=\"https:\/\/blogs.ua.es\/davonet\/files\/2012\/06\/Home_de_Gel.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"438\" height=\"142\" srcset=\"https:\/\/blogs.ua.es\/davonet\/files\/2012\/06\/Home_de_Gel.jpg 438w, https:\/\/blogs.ua.es\/davonet\/files\/2012\/06\/Home_de_Gel-300x97.jpg 300w, https:\/\/blogs.ua.es\/davonet\/files\/2012\/06\/Home_de_Gel-150x48.jpg 150w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 438px) 100vw, 438px\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Esta calor no es pot suportar, d\u2019any en any l\u2019estiu se\u2019m fa m\u00e9s pen\u00f3s de passar i, enmig de tanta basca, a punt vaig estar de morir d\u2019hipot\u00e8rmia. M\u2019haurien trobat congelat, com al pobre \u00d6tzi, per\u00f2 amb camiseta i bermudes. Als Alps? A la Mariola? No, al Carrefour de Sant Joan. Estava jo un poc [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":101,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[190287],"class_list":["post-4272","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general","tag-consum"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.ua.es\/davonet\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4272","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.ua.es\/davonet\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.ua.es\/davonet\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.ua.es\/davonet\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/101"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.ua.es\/davonet\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4272"}],"version-history":[{"count":13,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.ua.es\/davonet\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4272\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4535,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.ua.es\/davonet\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4272\/revisions\/4535"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.ua.es\/davonet\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4272"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.ua.es\/davonet\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4272"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.ua.es\/davonet\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4272"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}