{"id":4938,"date":"2013-02-24T20:01:30","date_gmt":"2013-02-24T18:01:30","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blogs.ua.es\/davonet\/?p=4938"},"modified":"2013-03-27T14:28:25","modified_gmt":"2013-03-27T12:28:25","slug":"vaya-a-la-carcel","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blogs.ua.es\/davonet\/2013\/02\/24\/vaya-a-la-carcel\/","title":{"rendered":"Vaya a la c\u00e1rcel"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-full wp-image-4942\" src=\"https:\/\/blogs.ua.es\/davonet\/files\/2013\/02\/go_to_preso.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"302\" srcset=\"https:\/\/blogs.ua.es\/davonet\/files\/2013\/02\/go_to_preso.jpg 300w, https:\/\/blogs.ua.es\/davonet\/files\/2013\/02\/go_to_preso-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/blogs.ua.es\/davonet\/files\/2013\/02\/go_to_preso-298x300.jpg 298w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/>El PP vol que als instituts la jovenalla reba <a href=\"http:\/\/www.publico.es\/449724\/el-pp-halla-la-solucion-al-fraude-ensenar-fiscalidad-a-los-ninos-desde-los-11-anos\">educaci\u00f3 financera i tribut\u00e0ria<\/a>. Despr\u00e9s de l\u2019Educaci\u00f3 per a la Ciutadania socialista, arriba l\u2019Educaci\u00f3 Fiscal popular; fa ganes d\u2019anar-se\u2019n o no? Fora de l\u2019aula, la meua generaci\u00f3 rebia eixos ensenyaments de la manera m\u00e9s eficient: jugant. S\u00ed, jugant al Monopoly: una casa a via Laietana, la companyia d\u2019aig\u00fces, un hotel a la Castellana, Barcelona, Madrid&#8230; dos poblets que es van fer grans. Quin goig quan em van regalar el Monopoly d\u2019Alcoi: Sant Nicolau, Benisaid\u00f3, l\u2019Alameda&#8230; per fi una gran ciutat.<\/p>\n<p>En totes les versions, per\u00f2, hi ha la casella on un policia, amb pinta de Mister Magoo i saltant-se la presumpci\u00f3 d\u2019innoc\u00e8ncia, l\u2019<a href=\"http:\/\/www.diccionari.cat\/lexicx.jsp?GECART=0072289\"><em>habeas corpus<\/em><\/a> i tots els llatins que facen falta, t\u2019envia directament a la pres\u00f3. Quan la teua fitxa va a parar a la garjola del tauler, la <a href=\"http:\/\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/-STQXcqe1liE\/ThhWdBc_PPI\/AAAAAAAAmFE\/NpO12t2ygqM\/s1600\/jail.gif\">imatge del delinq\u00fcent<\/a> et recorda que <a href=\"http:\/\/ca.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Cesare_Lombroso\">Lombroso<\/a> tenia ra\u00f3: el crim est\u00e0 marcat a la cara. O potser no. Els lladres, els delinq\u00fcents, la mala gent d\u2019ara no tenen asimetries cranials, ni orelles punxegudes. El duc, la ministra, el rei i la <em>querida<\/em>, el tresorer, l\u2019artista, l\u2019expresident, el primog\u00e8nit, la secret\u00e0ria general, l\u2019alcaldessa, l\u2019altra alcaldessa, el democristi\u00e0&#8230; tots s\u00f3n gent fina i molt guapa, gent llu\u00efda i <em>apany\u00e0<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>Els lladres d&#8217;este Monopoly fan cara d&#8217;estar <a href=\"http:\/\/www.eitb.com\/multimedia\/images\/2013\/02\/23\/1052130\/urdangarin-efe2_foto960.jpg\">patint<\/a>, per\u00f2 per dins deuen riure: el seu conte es repetix.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-4941\" src=\"https:\/\/blogs.ua.es\/davonet\/files\/2013\/02\/monopoly.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"438\" height=\"142\" srcset=\"https:\/\/blogs.ua.es\/davonet\/files\/2013\/02\/monopoly.jpg 438w, https:\/\/blogs.ua.es\/davonet\/files\/2013\/02\/monopoly-300x97.jpg 300w, https:\/\/blogs.ua.es\/davonet\/files\/2013\/02\/monopoly-150x48.jpg 150w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 438px) 100vw, 438px\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>El PP vol que als instituts la jovenalla reba educaci\u00f3 financera i tribut\u00e0ria. Despr\u00e9s de l\u2019Educaci\u00f3 per a la Ciutadania socialista, arriba l\u2019Educaci\u00f3 Fiscal popular; fa ganes d\u2019anar-se\u2019n o no? Fora de l\u2019aula, la meua generaci\u00f3 rebia eixos ensenyaments de la manera m\u00e9s eficient: jugant. S\u00ed, jugant al Monopoly: una casa a via Laietana, la [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":101,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[568],"class_list":["post-4938","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general","tag-politica"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.ua.es\/davonet\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4938","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.ua.es\/davonet\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.ua.es\/davonet\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.ua.es\/davonet\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/101"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.ua.es\/davonet\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4938"}],"version-history":[{"count":11,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.ua.es\/davonet\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4938\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5043,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.ua.es\/davonet\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4938\/revisions\/5043"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.ua.es\/davonet\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4938"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.ua.es\/davonet\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4938"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.ua.es\/davonet\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4938"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}