{"id":5354,"date":"2013-11-06T17:07:25","date_gmt":"2013-11-06T15:07:25","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blogs.ua.es\/davonet\/?p=5354"},"modified":"2013-11-06T17:23:29","modified_gmt":"2013-11-06T15:23:29","slug":"99","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blogs.ua.es\/davonet\/2013\/11\/06\/99\/","title":{"rendered":"99"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>M\u2019engany\u00e0 des del primer dia. Em va dir que seria una cosa i va ser tota una altra. Per culpa seua entrava a casa gentola impresentable: xulos i <em>fulanes<\/em> fluixos de bragueta, br\u00f2fecs de crit fort, pol\u00edtics de ponent i d\u2019altres aponentats, pallassos sense gr\u00e0cia, flamenques ben poc flamenques, el festival de l\u2019OTI&#8230; All\u00f2 era un infern, en la t\u00f3mbola del m\u00f3n cat\u00f2dic m\u2019havia tocat la penyora. Es gastava els diners que no ten\u00edem, era mentidera, tendenciosa, maquinadora, puta, beata, coenta i no s\u00e9 quantes coses m\u00e9s. Per\u00f2 jo l\u2019estimava, l\u2019estimava, s\u00ed, perqu\u00e8 era meua.<\/p>\n<p>Ara que me l\u2019han morta, vull oblidar tot aix\u00f2. Recordar\u00e9 tot el que em vas donar de bo, tot el que vam viure junts quan jo et mirava al ulls i tu em parlaves la meua llengua. L\u2019humor de <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=cHVYnhLs29A\">Joan<\/a>, la <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=wZJLoi88MV8\">Bola<\/a>, els dibuixos tots \u2014Shin Chan en valenci\u00e0 em resulta m\u00e9s graci\u00f3s que en dialecte barcelon\u00ed\u2014, la saviesa d\u2019en <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=r593IZ0mWws\">Pellicer<\/a>, magn\u00edfics documentals de la BBC doblats en un valenci\u00e0 correct\u00edssim, els documentals de producci\u00f3 pr\u00f2pia, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=s-kW7PW4yrk\">Remeis al rebost<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=nyCjBZg6huQ\">Cor de festa<\/a> (pobre Julio, se n\u2019an\u00e0 sense aprendre a pronunciar les vocals obertes), les retransmissions de la Calvalcada, i les del Misteri d\u2019Elx, Trau la llengua, Gormandia, les s\u00e8ries, jo no veia l\u2019Alqueria, per\u00f2 ma mare s\u00ed, Maria Abradelo com a exemple d\u2019integraci\u00f3&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Descansa en pau, estimada RTVV. No ressuscitar\u00e0s al tercer dia, ser\u00e0 cosa d\u2019any i mig. Ser\u00e0s el Nou Nou i ser\u00e0s per fi la nostra, de tots.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-5355\" alt=\"Canal_9\" src=\"https:\/\/blogs.ua.es\/davonet\/files\/2013\/11\/Canal_9.jpg\" width=\"438\" height=\"162\" srcset=\"https:\/\/blogs.ua.es\/davonet\/files\/2013\/11\/Canal_9.jpg 438w, https:\/\/blogs.ua.es\/davonet\/files\/2013\/11\/Canal_9-300x110.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 438px) 100vw, 438px\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>M\u2019engany\u00e0 des del primer dia. Em va dir que seria una cosa i va ser tota una altra. Per culpa seua entrava a casa gentola impresentable: xulos i fulanes fluixos de bragueta, br\u00f2fecs de crit fort, pol\u00edtics de ponent i d\u2019altres aponentats, pallassos sense gr\u00e0cia, flamenques ben poc flamenques, el festival de l\u2019OTI&#8230; All\u00f2 era [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":101,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[1278,190283,568],"class_list":["post-5354","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general","tag-llengua","tag-pais","tag-politica"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.ua.es\/davonet\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5354","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.ua.es\/davonet\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.ua.es\/davonet\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.ua.es\/davonet\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/101"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.ua.es\/davonet\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5354"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.ua.es\/davonet\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5354\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5357,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.ua.es\/davonet\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5354\/revisions\/5357"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.ua.es\/davonet\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5354"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.ua.es\/davonet\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5354"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.ua.es\/davonet\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5354"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}