{"id":5603,"date":"2014-07-12T13:17:51","date_gmt":"2014-07-12T11:17:51","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blogs.ua.es\/davonet\/?p=5603"},"modified":"2014-07-12T13:23:17","modified_gmt":"2014-07-12T11:23:17","slug":"llit-de-canonge","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blogs.ua.es\/davonet\/2014\/07\/12\/llit-de-canonge\/","title":{"rendered":"Llit de canonge"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Segons el <a href=\"http:\/\/www.avl.gva.es\/dnv\"><i>Diccionari<\/i><\/a>, un llit de canonge \u00e9s &#8220;aquell on cap c\u00f2modament una persona i, fins i tot, dos&#8221;. S\u00ed, un llit de cos i mig, per\u00f2 \u00bfper qu\u00e8 en diem\u00a0<i>de canonge<\/i>? Ac\u00ed va l&#8217;explicaci\u00f3 que em van fer. En teoria, el vot de castedat impedia al canonge tenir sola\u00e7 carnal; la pr\u00e0ctica eren \u2500i s\u00f3n\u2500 figues d&#8217;un altre paner. Un llit de matrimoni a casa del canonge resultaria indecor\u00f3s de cara a la feligresia, per\u00f2 de cul el clergue podia necessitar al ja\u00e7 sis pams d&#8217;amplada, que eixes s\u00f3n les mides que l&#8217;altre <a href=\"http:\/\/www.diccionari.cat\/lexicx.jsp?GECART=0083439\">diccionari<\/a> atorga al catre en q\u00fcesti\u00f3.<\/p>\n<p>Amb tot, el llit de canonge deu resultar estret. 26 dones enamorades han demanat al papa Francesc que revise aix\u00f2 del <a href=\"http:\/\/www.324.cat\/noticia\/2400933\/societat\/26-dones-enamorades-de-mossens-demanen-al-papa-el-celibat-voluntari\">celibat<\/a>, que el fa\u00e7a voluntari. Afirmen que &#8220;cadascuna de nosaltres mant\u00e9, ha mantingut o voldria mantindre una relaci\u00f3 sentimental amb un sacerdot&#8221;, des del convenciment que &#8220;el servei a Jes\u00fas i a la comunitat seria exercit amb m\u00e9s for\u00e7a per un sacerdot que conjuga el sacerdoci amb la vida conjugal&#8221;. Estic amb elles, tant de bo este sant pare, jesu\u00efta <a href=\"http:\/\/es.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Francisco_%28papa%29#mediaviewer\/Archivo:Jorge_Mario_Bergoglio_attended_a_salesian_school_between_1948_and_1949.jpg\">educat als salesians<\/a>, acabe amb un anacronisme castrant i innecessari.<\/p>\n<p>Per\u00f2 ara tornem al l\u00e8xic i a una desigualtat. Si la nostra llengua, al canonge, li relaxa el celibat i el deixa dormir m\u00e9s ample i, si cal, acompanyat, no s&#8217;esdev\u00e9 aix\u00ed amb la monja. Nom\u00e9s t\u00e9 lloc per a ella i gens per a la passi\u00f3. Si no em creieu, ac\u00ed us deixe la vera definici\u00f3:<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 60px\"><em><b>llit de monja\u00a0<\/b>(o\u00a0<b>d&#8217;un cos<\/b>)\u00a0Llit de quatre o cinc pams d&#8217;amplada, apte per a dormir-hi una sola persona.<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-5605\" alt=\"canonge\" src=\"https:\/\/blogs.ua.es\/davonet\/files\/2014\/07\/canonge.jpg\" width=\"422\" height=\"152\" srcset=\"https:\/\/blogs.ua.es\/davonet\/files\/2014\/07\/canonge.jpg 422w, https:\/\/blogs.ua.es\/davonet\/files\/2014\/07\/canonge-300x108.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 422px) 100vw, 422px\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Segons el Diccionari, un llit de canonge \u00e9s &#8220;aquell on cap c\u00f2modament una persona i, fins i tot, dos&#8221;. S\u00ed, un llit de cos i mig, per\u00f2 \u00bfper qu\u00e8 en diem\u00a0de canonge? Ac\u00ed va l&#8217;explicaci\u00f3 que em van fer. En teoria, el vot de castedat impedia al canonge tenir sola\u00e7 carnal; la pr\u00e0ctica eren \u2500i [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":101,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[1278,190285],"class_list":["post-5603","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general","tag-llengua","tag-religio"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.ua.es\/davonet\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5603","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.ua.es\/davonet\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.ua.es\/davonet\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.ua.es\/davonet\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/101"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.ua.es\/davonet\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5603"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.ua.es\/davonet\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5603\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5612,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.ua.es\/davonet\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5603\/revisions\/5612"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.ua.es\/davonet\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5603"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.ua.es\/davonet\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5603"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.ua.es\/davonet\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5603"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}