{"id":820,"date":"2008-02-14T11:31:00","date_gmt":"2008-02-14T09:31:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blogs.ua.es\/diversitatfuncional\/2008\/02\/14\/una-de-humor-por-s-valentin-imagen-jmartin\/"},"modified":"2008-02-14T11:31:00","modified_gmt":"2008-02-14T09:31:00","slug":"una-de-humor-por-s-valentin-imagen-jmartin","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blogs.ua.es\/diversitatfuncional\/2008\/02\/14\/una-de-humor-por-s-valentin-imagen-jmartin\/","title":{"rendered":"Una de humor por S. Valent\u00edn \/ Imagen: J.Mart\u00edn"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/bp0.blogger.com\/_6rkcO1f3sMU\/R7QIMM5-4WI\/AAAAAAAAAZo\/cq1uOocTbtc\/s1600-h\/frankestein2.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/bp0.blogger.com\/_6rkcO1f3sMU\/R7QIMM5-4WI\/AAAAAAAAAZo\/cq1uOocTbtc\/s400\/frankestein2.jpg\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\"><strong>POR QU\u00c9 LAS MUJERES VALEN M\u00c1S QUE LOS HOMBRES?<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">En t\u00e9rminos econ\u00f3micos se debe a estas sencillas razones:<\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\"><strong>Valor econ\u00f3mico de la mujer:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">Tiene 2 gl\u00e1ndulas mamarias que producen 2 litros de leche: ( 1.00\u20ac c\/litro son 2\u20ac)<\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">Tiene 2 jamones por piernas (150\u20ac c\/u son 300\u20ac)<\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">Tiene pechuga: (20\u20ac) <\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\"><em><strong>Total: 322\u20ac<\/strong><\/em> <\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\"><strong>Valor econ\u00f3mico del hombre:<\/strong> <\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">Tiene 1 banana (0.20\u20ac)<\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">Tiene 2 huevos (0.15\u20ac c\/u= 0.30\u20ac)<\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">Tiene 2 gl\u00e1ndulas mamarias que no producen nada (0.00\u20ac)<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\"><em><strong>Total: 0.50\u20ac<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">Adem\u00e1s el hombre produce p\u00e9rdidas porque sus huevos no se comen y su pajarito no canta.<\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">PD: Y con el tiempo la banana se echa a perder <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>POR QU\u00c9 LAS MUJERES VALEN M\u00c1S QUE LOS HOMBRES? En t\u00e9rminos econ\u00f3micos se debe a estas sencillas razones: Valor econ\u00f3mico de la mujer: Tiene 2 gl\u00e1ndulas mamarias que producen 2 litros de leche: ( 1.00\u20ac c\/litro son 2\u20ac) Tiene 2 jamones por piernas (150\u20ac c\/u son 300\u20ac) Tiene pechuga: (20\u20ac) Total: 322\u20ac Valor econ\u00f3mico del [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":791,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[253],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-820","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.ua.es\/diversitatfuncional\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/820","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.ua.es\/diversitatfuncional\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.ua.es\/diversitatfuncional\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.ua.es\/diversitatfuncional\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/791"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.ua.es\/diversitatfuncional\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=820"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.ua.es\/diversitatfuncional\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/820\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.ua.es\/diversitatfuncional\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=820"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.ua.es\/diversitatfuncional\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=820"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.ua.es\/diversitatfuncional\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=820"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}