{"id":850,"date":"2008-02-24T16:12:00","date_gmt":"2008-02-24T14:12:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blogs.ua.es\/diversitatfuncional\/2008\/02\/24\/consejos-toreros\/"},"modified":"2008-02-24T16:12:00","modified_gmt":"2008-02-24T14:12:00","slug":"consejos-toreros","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blogs.ua.es\/diversitatfuncional\/2008\/02\/24\/consejos-toreros\/","title":{"rendered":"CONSEJOS TOREROS"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/bp2.blogger.com\/_6rkcO1f3sMU\/R8F6fc5-4yI\/AAAAAAAAAds\/Ozbtz2holhk\/s1600-h\/toreras_maria_paqui.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/bp2.blogger.com\/_6rkcO1f3sMU\/R8F6fc5-4yI\/AAAAAAAAAds\/Ozbtz2holhk\/s400\/toreras_maria_paqui.jpg\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Llega un novillero a la plaza, y nos dice a Paqui y a mi antes de darle la alternativa: <\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n<p>-\u00a1 Maeztraz! \u00bfMe podrian dar alg\u00fan conzejillo para zer un buen torero? <\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Zi hijozo, z\u00ed. Ziempre hemoz triunfao en el toreo mediante las trez bez <\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n<p>&#8211; \u00bfY ezo ? \u00bfQu\u00e9 ez? &#8211; Noz preguntaba el torero. <\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Poz que va a zer mi alma: <strong><span style=\"font-size:130%\">bista, balor y  buevoz<\/span><\/strong> <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Llega un novillero a la plaza, y nos dice a Paqui y a mi antes de darle la alternativa: -\u00a1 Maeztraz! \u00bfMe podrian dar alg\u00fan conzejillo para zer un buen torero? &#8211; Zi hijozo, z\u00ed. Ziempre hemoz triunfao en el toreo mediante las trez bez &#8211; \u00bfY ezo ? \u00bfQu\u00e9 ez? &#8211; Noz preguntaba el [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":791,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[253],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-850","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.ua.es\/diversitatfuncional\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/850","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.ua.es\/diversitatfuncional\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.ua.es\/diversitatfuncional\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.ua.es\/diversitatfuncional\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/791"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.ua.es\/diversitatfuncional\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=850"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.ua.es\/diversitatfuncional\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/850\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.ua.es\/diversitatfuncional\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=850"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.ua.es\/diversitatfuncional\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=850"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.ua.es\/diversitatfuncional\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=850"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}